Lyrics to Jeff & Stacey's Wedding Song
Let me say, “hey, congrats to the married couple”
Stacey you look lovely, Jeff not bad at all.
If you do not mind, I will try to find
A few remarks to meet tradition’s call.
Theirs was an odd love’s beginning, his flirting her teasing,
Then she sends him an apology
Jeffy takes it as interest, like a post on pintrest,
And his thoughts ascend to the life that could be.
Jeff and Stacey are a match
Each one of them is quite the catch!
It’s a marriage that will last
Your joint life’s bound to be a blast!
Stacey watches Survivor … I know, right, Survivor
It’s like she’s living in 2001.
Well you know I’m not jokin’ cause the tribe has spoken
Don’t vote Jeff off the island, he brings the fun.
Though it’s mid-day, morning, maybe early evening
Jeff can sleep in any posture you see
Even on his stomach, dreaming dreams of monarchs
And an ever-flowing cup of Oma’s gravy.
She can take Jeff’s teasing, a Thiessen’s teasing
Cause she’s been training at the hospital.
She’s been working with crazies, drunk, high, hurt crazies
Whom she avoids at the bottle depot.
With her medical training, she’s well equipped to
Help Jeffy try to swallow his pills.
His attempts cause laughter, but nowhere near
The hilarity his own laughter wields.